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Stan Theory

I have a theory when it comes to predicting the “end of days” within Christian tradition. I believe that…

There is an Angel somewhere — we’ll call him “Stan” for convenience — who has a great scroll. Written upon that great scroll is the Calendar of the Universe with every day that was, and is, and has yet to be.

When someone down on earth says, “The world will end on this day!” The Lord turns and says,

“Stan, strike that day from the Great Calendar!”

And he does so.

When someone down on earth says, “The world will end soon!” The Lord turns and says,

“Stan, strike that year from the Great Calendar!”

When someone down on earth says, “The world will end in our lifetimes!” The Lord turns and says,

“Stan, strike that generation from the Great Calendar! No man nor son of man shall know when the End comes. It shall be like a thief in the night!”

Or that’s my theory. 🙂

Peace,
-Steve

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